Hate a bad movie, love a bad boy

I watched The Tourist last night, and was totally disappointed.  Johnny and Angelina in a film together sounded almost as good a treat as winning an all expense trip to Italy and having full access to the Nutella factory for a week.  I may be pmsing, sorry.  Anyways...  after the Golden Globe nominations, I got even more excited.  But... I hate being disappointed.  


First of all Angelina was super annoying.  I'm the first person to admit that she is totally stunning, but I thought she looked awful in this film, and acted even worse.  She was too posey, pouty, stiff and had the worst English accent I've ever heard.  It's a shame because she really is beautiful, but the woman needs to add on a few pounds.  She looked like a zombie trying to walk in too tight of a skirt half the time.  Then there was the rest of the film.  It's one of those where you can't tell whether it's meant to be a comedy or an action flick, cause there wasn't enough humor or enough guns and explosions.  The chemistry between the two of them was as hot as Montreal this time of year. And the acting as a whole was awful.  And (spoiler alert), really she can fall in love in 2 days, really?  


But then there's Johnny.  There is one scene where he lights a cigarette and walks off in a white tux, that's when a smile just crept onto my face and was planted there for the next hour or so.  Here are some pictures from his latest photo shoot for Vanity Fair's January 2011 issue. Enjoy.

Images shot by Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair thru Zimbio.com